The Dog

and more balloons and streamershe pees
on the floor
he barks
at the door

he sniffs
at my butt
he’s a
stinky mutt

he rolls
in the mud
his fur’s
filled with crud

he drinks
where we pee
and then
he licks me

he ate
Barbie and Ken
and he
did it again

on people
he jumps
and I take him outside on a leash and watch while he dumps

it’s so gross.