Wretched Rhymes

We’re Bored

balloon and streamersWe’re bored!
There’s nothing to do!
Mon and Dad told us to improvise.
Find someone else to terrorize.

Well.

We can pull the wings off of flies.
We can steal one of grandmother’s pies.
We can make the cat vomit and watch ’til it dries.
Hold a frog under water and see if it dies.
Or sit on the dog and spit in his eyes.
Or see who can tell the stupidest lies.

We can beat on each other with sticks until one of us cries.

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