Wretched Rhymes


signature spiderThere are live things out there,
things that might hurt,
and everything out there
is covered in dirt.

There’s coyotes and turkeys
and yuckity frogs,
remember the time
that I ate polliwogs?

I’m thinking those vultures
are coming for me.
They could just swoop down,
take me up in a tree.

I’ve seen the tornadoes
on weather at eight.
They can easily pick up
and drag me to fate.

I could catch poison ivy.
Get bit by a dog.
Get scratched by a kitten,
or ate by a hog.

Everything out there is trying to eat
and it’s me that they’re coming to get.
Maybe it’s better I just stay inside
and play with the Wii on the set.

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