signature spiderThere are live things out there,
things that might hurt,
and everything out there
is covered in dirt.

There’s coyotes and turkeys
and yuckity frogs,
remember the time
that I ate polliwogs?

I’m thinking those vultures
are coming for me.
They could just swoop down,
take me up in a tree.

I’ve seen the tornadoes
on weather at eight.
They can easily pick up
and drag me to fate.

I could catch poison ivy.
Get bit by a dog.
Get scratched by a kitten,
or ate by a hog.

Everything out there is trying to eat
and it’s me that they’re coming to get.
Maybe it’s better I just stay inside
and play with the Wii on the set.

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